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Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guys: Clever, Geek, Jock (Copy-Paste)

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Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guys

Best Funny Tinder Bios for Guys

Need the best funny Tinder bio? For guys, a good Tinder bio has to be funny, clever, and simple. If you’re a techie, choose a good, funny Tinder bio that’s a little geeky or nerdy. If you’re a gym rat, try something sports-related. Ultimately, the best Tinder bios for men reflect the personality of the man behind them.

The following potential Tinder bios are certifiably funny, clever, simple, and they’re not over-used. Feel free to swipe one and edit it however you like.

Winning Tinder Bios You Can Copy-and-Paste:

Clever

I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.

Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That’s how many seconds you just wasted.

How come Dora calls herself an “explorer” but travels exclusively through mapped territories?

Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!”
– How I got out of jury duty

“Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people” is a quote that discusses people.

How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?

Somewhere in this world, someone is pulling on a door that says “PUSH.”

Geek/Nerd/Techie

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. – Pluto

There’s no killer app I haven’t run / At Pascal, well, I’m number 1 / Do vector calculus just for fun / I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
(reference to Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy”)

Multilingual: English, binary, C++, JavaScript.

Turning ☕ into code.

Schrodinger’s Cat walks into a bar… and doesn’t.

Jock/Sports Fan/Gym Rat

I can do a pushup with you on my back.

Let’s go clubbing so you can see this protein shake. 🙂

If you win three games of Twister in a row you’re automatically a yoga instructor.

I was dropped as a baby (into a pool of awesomeness and bad-assery).

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

[TEAM NAME]: boo! hiss! [TEAM NAME]: we good

I prefer the out of doors.

Pop Culture

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

If there is one person that’s gonna put an N’Sync song on at your house party, It’s Gonna Be Me.

… But Seriously: 99.9% of Tinder Success Is About Your Pics

💣 Tinder Bio + 😍 Tinder Pics = Tinder Matches & Dates 💋

Before you waste your Tinder matches on the wrong photos, be sure to run them through Photofeeler.

Photofeeler tells you exactly how your Tinder pics are coming across to women (or men). It’s free to use here.

The best funny Tinder bios need the best profile pics

Go to Photofeeler.com now and give it a try!

See also:
Best Tinder Bios & Profile Tips
4 Types of Funny Tinder Bios

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